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28th July 2014

Question

coldicehotwater said: ☺️

Meow

28th July 2014

Question with 1 note

Anonymous said: 2, 10, 58

2. Hips, back of my neck, legs, ass, penis

10. Yes

58. Umm idk like 10 minutes?

28th July 2014

Chat reblogged from 🌻🌵🌾 with 122,004 notes

These are the most NSFW asks I have ever seen. Obliterate me.

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 14. Do you have any kinks?
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower?
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 19. Do you like being naked?
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  • 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 30. How often do you masturbate?
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  • 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 39. Do you ever go commando?
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  • 41. How big is your penis?
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all?
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  • 44. How big are your breasts?
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  • 53. Do you like your butt?
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  • 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  • 63. Spit or swallow?
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 66. Do you "squirt?"
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  • 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys?
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  • 81. What are your favorite positions?
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  • 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  • 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 92. Have you have phone sex?
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  • 94. What's something you like about your body?
  • 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked?

Source: uncutting

27th July 2014

Question

tentaclefae said: Prince of giggles, Emperor of cuddles, King of beards!

Yay! *pounce* where is my crown?

27th July 2014

Link reblogged from little red riding slug with 131,297 notes

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself →

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

27th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from with 1,942 notes

raviesbar:

back at it again with more isabela n hawke

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27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Naked News Girl with 12,288 notes

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27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Digital Baubles with 148 notes

kellysue:

comic-conpics:

@Fuckyeahruthietuesdays @carasanstumblr & tehnakki at the Carol Corps Meetup. Comic-Con International 2014.

LOOK AT YOU!!!

kellysue:

comic-conpics:

@Fuckyeahruthietuesdays @carasanstumblr & tehnakki at the Carol Corps Meetup. Comic-Con International 2014.

LOOK AT YOU!!!

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27th July 2014

Video reblogged from Those who wander are not lost with 97 notes

holyhomoeroticbatman:

Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Teaser Trailer: Comic Con 2014

This is the best quality for the teaser so far. OMG it looked intense!!

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27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from STOP FONDLING MY NIPPLES AND LISTEN! with 3,235 notes

cloven:

30 days // 14. your favorite cartoon character

cloven:

30 days // 14. your favorite cartoon character

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27th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Those who wander are not lost with 1,777 notes

highgayden:

"If theres an opposite of a honeymoon, its the week after a couples first child is born… No matter how hard they try, no matter how pure their intentions… Everything will go wrong"

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27th July 2014

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obiwanskenobi:

The Holy Trinity

obiwanskenobi:

The Holy Trinity

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27th July 2014

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GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

  • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
  • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
  • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

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27th July 2014

Link reblogged from The Happy Sorceress with 113 notes

Quick Guide to Marvel's Female Solo Titles and 15 Female Lead Characters RIGHT NOW in August 2014 →

loudlysilent:

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New or returning to Marvel comics, or have a friend who is? Here’s the Cliffs Notes on Marvel’s female-led solo titles and 15 lead female characters RIGHT NOW in August 2014:

1. Captain Marvel
WHO SHE IS: Carol Danvers is an Avenger, pilot, and all-around butt-kicking leader who…

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26th July 2014

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titsex:

same

titsex:

same

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